No I’m not retiring, that’d be stupid since I haven’t held any job long enough to qualify. Instead it’s my father who’s finally retiring, though I use that term loosely. Why?
Simply because he’s going to be “retired” for all of a day, and then the next day he starts work at a new job. And […]

Wow it’s really getting close to my trip to England. Which is a good thing, because I can’t wait to be over there. The other good thing is that money-wise everything is about paid off, or will be paid-off as soon as I hear how much my tickets [for the matches] are going to be […]

It’s kind of fun sitting with someone in the parking lot of a bar across from work for a good 2 hours after the bar closes just talking about things, ranging from friends who’re gay, to married men hitting on you to get one last fling, to even why you think person Z at work […]

I never thought I’d be thanking AOL, but thanks AOL for buying me a new digital camera, new large memory card, and a new cd-player. Thanks for being such suckers that you allowed people to sign up under your ‘Try AOL and get $100 Amazon GC in the process’ multiple times with the same CC […]

Sometimes I love the state of Virginia, this is one of them. If you’ll remember back to Halloween I made a post about getting new plates. Well today in the mail there they were. Not even a week had gone by and I had them, and it wasn’t like they cost me an arm and […]

This is why I love the British so much

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There’s one reason why I love going to work and/or driving home. Because on nice days [like today] I can see such fine automobiles as a Maserati 3, or a Ferrari Maranello, or other such fine automobiles. And damn if they aren’t fucking pretty.
Why do I get to see them you ask? Only because there […]