Note to self: Even if you put on sunscreen before you get out on a boat, if you spend more than 3 hours on said boat. For the love of baby Jesus re-apply the fucking sunscreen so you don’t end up like you are now. Because if you don’t, you’ll end up with a hypercolor [...]

I haven’t really talked about my parents here, mostly because they live in a different state. However I have to inform everyone of how awesome my father is.
He went on an old-boys rugby tournament in San Diego last week, now to inform you what the Old Boys are it’s basically a bunch of over-the hill [...]

Yesterday while I was driving on 95 and stuck in traffic I saw something amusing. It was a locksmith’s van, but what was funny was in a big bright orange letters on the side was “Emergency Locksmith. Free if a child is trapped” It was one of those things that make ya go, hmmm….

Just wanted to say that I updated my Girls-Suck theme based on the comments a one DisappearingBoy said, now the search function will work on single post pages instead of only on the index. I never realized it didn’t work since I hardly ever ’search’ my own site. So many thanks for pointing that out [...]

Dear Arsenal,
Thank you for allowing me to witness an entire bar becoming silent after Lehmann had blocked Scholes penalty-kick. It was one of the most awesome and awe-inspiring sights I’ve ever seen. I hope to witnesses it again soon.
Love,
me.

No I’m not writing to say I’m going to see Star Wars Episode 3, why? Because I remember skipping school to go into Downtown DC to see Episode 1 at The Odeon [which in case you didn't know is a really old theater in DC that has one of the largest screens in the area. [...]

Cowboy Troy. Now I don’t know about you but two genre’s I didn’t think I’d ever see, nor would want to, would be country music being combined with Hip-Hop. Now Cowboy Troy has gone and fucked all that up.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Yesterday I was driving along heading to the pub to celebrate the owners birthday when I pulled up to a light. Nothing abnormal there right? Wrong.
As I’m sitting at the light listening to some of Stars - Set yourself on Fire a Volvo pulls up next to me. I vaguely look over my shoulder at [...]

I wanted to write this up before I went to sleep because I’ve been meaning to write about it all week. On Tuesday while I waited in between commercials for Scrubs I switched the channel over to Veronica Mars and who did I see during those 10 seconds I was on the channel. Yep, none [...]

It’s a bit odd when you wake up after having a dream in which there were shape-changing aliens, some alien-human hybrid baby that you were trying to protect, oh and I think at one point I managed to get killed only to be brought back to help the bad guys side.
Yea it was a damned [...]