It’s weird how a trip to Baltimore that you had hoped would let you hang out with the girl you’re diggin can fail so miserably, but still be a whole lot of good for the soul. Since it was such a nice day and I had no real plans I figured I would take a […]

It’s most definetly a good thing when you can go from sitting at home by yourself, to sitting at home with a girl drapped across your lap while the two of you watch Mallrats. It’d be an even better thing if you stopped being such a wuss and tried to tell her that you’d like […]

If March 26 is your birthday: You can handle responsiblity with aplomb; when pressure is on, you are on top of it. In love, you are passionate, without love, you feel as if in a vacuum. Capricon, Cancer natives play actives roles in your life, could have these letters in names: H, Q, Z. During […]

So I’m legal now, and it’s about noon, I think I am off to go buy me a big ass case of beer and drink that motherfucker before I go out tonight. It’s good being legal finally.

..do you know where your NCAA basketball favorite is? I know where mine is, they’re headed to the motherfucking Elite 8, just like the good UMD should be. And you have no idea how fucking happy I am that Duke lost. Those little preppy bitches need to be handed their ass. I mean damn they […]

I just realized something, I don’t write in here near as much as I should. I mean I got this place just so I could put up whatever I want. I’d like to do something ala {{linkmo http://www.cyborgirl.com/personal Tangent|It’s a Fatal Error!}} and write often and about different things. And yet I don’t. I barely […]

Might as well try this again. So the party on the 16th came and went. And it was both a lot of fun, and very fucked up. Because some stupid bitch decided to bring all of her ‘friends’ [when in reality these people didn’t like her at all] and these friends went and stole some […]

It’s interesting what you come across at fo in the morning. Other then that amusing link, that dubbed me “Chief of Panties” the rest of tonight has been a bust as i made yet more shitty money at Logans. Guess I’ll drown my sorrow in an assload of beer tomorrow night.

I’d like to testdrive a Subaru WRX thankyouverymuch. But can I? No, because I’m not old enough, forget the fact that I’m only 2 weeks away from my 21st birthday and then have nothing to look forward to except death, but that’s still not old enough. Fuck that shit monkeyboy I wanna drive my WRX. […]

I swear the DMV is friggin retarded. Awhile back I said I had my license suspended and had to take a driving class. Well I took the class online and everything was easy. The letter said that after I took the class I’d have to pay a $60 reinstatement fee and then I could legally […]