I kept on meaning to write about this occurance that seems to happen once a week here at work. See I’ll go to use the bathroom because like a normal person, I have to pee. In any event last week I was peeing minding my own buisness when I hear someone dropping the deuce in one of the stalls.

Ok it was one of those really farty-sounds that you usually try to mask when you’re pooping in a public place, but this guy was just balls to the wall. Which is fine, it’s kind of gross, but whatever nothing I can do about that. Then I suddenly hear the guy talking on his phone. And not just normal talking, like talking loud and repeating the same thing over and over again. Something about some gentleman by the name of John.

Well sir I’m pretty sure the other party couldn’t hear you because of the fact you were taking an immense shit in a public bathroom and don’t have the decency to call him back. I don’t know about other people, but when I’m using the bathroom I don’t talk on the phone, even if I just have to pee. I think it’s gross and hate it if/when someone does it to me.

Apparently this guy thought it was A-OK to poop and talk. Meanwhile during my pee after I realized just what was going on it took a lot of strength to not blurt out “Get off the fucking phone you douchebag!” and then start laughing. Actually scratch that, I did laugh but not until after I was out of the bathroom.

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