if your name is sara and you’re reading this. stop and don’t hit the ‘comment’ portion of the page. really just don’t because while i want to write this out, it’s something you don’t really need to see.

during my last week in colorado my two friends marcie and rachel had planned a few things we had to do before i left since we hadn’t done them. one of those was go to a strip club, because while i might be 23, they’re illegal in va.

so they had said sometime before i left they’d take me out to an all nude strip club. of course i took this as a me, marcie and rachel excursion. it turns out that was far from the way things ended up.

we had decided to go out on a thursday because i wasn’t working, neither was marcie and rachel got off work at around 5. before then however marcie and i went to find a place to go go-karting together since that was one of the other things we had to do before i left.

off we went to a go-kart place about 20 minutes away called boondocks. but not only did they have go-karts they had a batting cage and some arcade games so of course we did all of them. i didn’t do too bad in the batting cage, and ex-softball pro marcie didn’t hit diddly in the cage. after we got done with that we went off to try our hand at go-karts.

this was a big decision though because they had two different kinds of go-karts and obiviously we wanted to do the one that was the fastest. finally we picked the slick-track karts because it seemed like they were at least fun to drive.

the entire time we’re driving it’s obivious my car is faster because i kept running into the back of marcie’s kart after a turn but no, she wouldnt’ let me pass. finally though near the end i managed to get an inside line going into a turn and took it. only to have her try to turn in sharply after i had already come up next to her. of course because of where i was all that ended up happening was that she got turned sideways into the fencing and i went on my merry way. to this day she thinks i cheated, but as anyone who knows racing will say. if you have the inside line you’re in the right.

anyway, that was the precursor to the strip club. after the karting and arcade stuff we headed back to marcie’s place complete with a bunch of liquor so we could all get good and drunk before we went to the strip club because it’s non-alcholic since it’s all nude [i’m guessing they think if you’re a bit tipsy and you come anywhere near pussy you’ll just strip down and try to stick it in]

so alochol in hand we arrive at marcie’s place and wait for other’s to arrive since apparently two of her friends, liz and renee, are coming along with us. which is fine with me because i met liz and she wasn’t bad. but i’m also thinking that going into a strip club with 4 girls isn’t ever bad because even if you go to a club with one or two the strippers do a helluva lot better show for the girls than they’d do for any guy.

while no one else is around yet marcie and i decide to get started on the drinking and i make her a gilligans island [vodka, oj, peach schnapps, and a wee bit of cranberry juice] and i start downing my beer. we’re probably 3 drinks into the night when someone finally comes. it’s liz and renee, both dressed up nicely and ready for a night full of tits and ass.

i make them all a drink and we continue just joking around and drinking, basically what anyone would do when hanging out at a friends place. finally about another 10 minutes after they arrive rachel arrives, complete with a bag of clothes for marcie.

now i’ll pause for a moment to say why she has clothes for marcie. as long as i’ve known marcie i’ve only seen her wear pants and a t-shirt, maybe shorts every so often but that’s it. what i wanted marcie to do before i left was to dress like a girl [ie, a skirt] because i think she’s really good looking and it’d be just fucking amazing to see her in a skirt since it’s not really ‘her’ per-se.

so rachel has a bunch of stuff that’s a lot more girly since well, rachels’ more of a normal girl in the fashion sense. however all is moot because after a look-through of all the things rachel brought marcie ends up donning, yep you guessed it, a pair of jeans and a low-cut shirt. sure ok it’s revealing, but she’s still wearing jeans!

either way another half an hour later and everyone is good and buzzed so we decide to head out to the strip-club. a short drive later and we all pile out of the car, ready for an evening of tits, ass, and hopefully some pussy.

almost as soon as we pair our cover charge and find a table every other guy in the place is staring at myself and the 4 girls i walked in with. a few moments later and everyone was really paying attention to us. why?

only because within 3 minutes the 4 girls had told the stripper infront of us my story of how i had to go home, hadn’t been to a strip club, etc, and i was basically dragged on-stage with the girl, ridden around for a little while, and then spanked with my own belt. all of this was happening of course while the 4 ladies hooted and hollered and thought it was the best thing ever.

moments later it really was the best thing ever as marcie and rachel got up on stage with the stripper and started to grind and bump with the stripper. meanwhile i’m just sort of…shocked. i mean sure i know they had gotten naked lots of times, and didnt’ really care. but it’s another thing to see them do it infront of a bunch of strangers in a strip club of all places. but this too would pale to later events.

as the night progressed marcie and rachel began to take up a friendship with the one stripper we first went to, named trinity, and as she went around stage to stage, we all followed. and i believe it’s at some point during this that i first started to make semi-drunk phonecalls to friends back home, and during one of these trinity tried to give me a lap-dance of sorts and only stopped because i was on the phone. causing my message to basically be me yelling at everyone else that i wasn’t staying on long; and yes, as soon as i hung up she came over and gave me that lap-dance.

while this was happening liz and renee went back to marcie’s apartment to get more liquor because their buzz was wearing off. so marcie and rachel kept me company as we went from stripper to stripper. finally about a half an hour later they come back, liz completely bombed and renee doing good as well. marice and rachel however take this as their cue to switch spots and head out to the car to drink more. so now i’m left with liz and renee.

it was during this time that we happened to be at trinity’s stage as she was dancing. now earlier in the night liz had said she didn’t really dig the girls grinding on her thing, unless she was drunk [like she was now] and renee had said it was no big deal. so while trinity was doing her thing to renee she convinced renee that when she was on center stage next marcie, rachel and renee had to come back up onstage and this time had to actually take their tops off and show their money makers. renee of course agreed and thought it was an awesome idea. i just thought “holy shit that’d rock” but figured someone would at least chicken out.

on cue of course marcie and rachel came back from the car pretty buzzed and ready for whatever came next. of course up next was trinity on center stage. all 5 of us headed to center stage and it’s oh-so comfortable sofa-like chairs and began to enjoy the show. it wasn’t a few minutes into trinity’s set that she got all 3 girls up onstage with her and began to dance with them, a few seconds later and she was getting them to get naked. only renee had decided that she didnt’ want to do it, even though liz and myself tried to convince her to get naked with marcie and rachel. course she didn’t go for it, which was fine, because while she was deliberating marcie and rachel had already stripped off their layers and were gladly grinding away on each other, and on trinity.

this to me is just amazing. i mean i had seen rachel’s tits before, but not marcies [mostly because she always won the strip-poker game when it mattered most] but to see them up onstage with strippers, and going crazy was insane to me. i almost couldn’t comprehend it, but then things got better.

trinity grabbed me out of my seat and told me to lay down on the stage. so who was i to argue? as i laid down trinity started to straddle/ride me and marcie and rachel decided it was best to shake their tits infront of my eyes. so now i have a stripper on my nuts, and 2 sets of tits shaking mere inches from my eyes. needless to say i was pretty much in heaven, and also in a place i thought i’d never be, but boy oh boy was i happy i was.

this lasted for a little while and eventually we all settled back into our seats. but by now every guy sure was paying attention to our little cadre of people and wherever we went almost every guy stared at us to see what’d happen. and as was usually the case other guys would specifically follow us around the club just so they were close to whatever antics happened.

now i’m going to pause again to give you guys some more info. when things ended with sara i said to myself “i need to get laid before i leave” but i didnt’ think it’d really happen since i’m not the kind of guy to randomly find a girl and fuck her. however i should’ve known things would be different tonight since hell, i had seen about 20x the amount of tits i’d seen in the past year in the span of a few hours.

so back we are to the story at hand. marcie and rachel have just gotten naked and danced with a stripper. almost as soon as trinity’s done dancing we’re all back to picking out the hottest girl and sitting at her stage. a minute or so after we find a new girl trinity’s over talking to marcie and rachel, basically after she’s done talking she’s said that marcie and rachel can get a job at the club if they want it, they just have to come back and audition the next night. so now they spend the rest of the night mulling over the possibitly of becomming strippers to make an assload of money vs the fact they’d actually be getting totally naked for strangers, to get lots of money. in the end they decide no.

but while marcie and rachel are talking with trinity i’m sitting with liz and renee with liz next to me and renee to the right of liz. and as we’re sitting watching a girl who doesn’t look too into it, renee mouths to me “kiss her” and pointing at liz. to me this is confusing because well, i’m not used to doing stuff like that. but i figured. “what the hell, i don’t have anything to lose, i’m moving soon”

much to my suprise she kisses back. however i’m not all about trying to make out while at a strip club so i don’t really do much after that. infact i’m too busy having poon shoved in my face i couldn’t make out if i wanted to.

the night passes with more nudity, however no one in our group ends up naked again. but basically from the moment they got naked marice and rachel don’t stop grinding/dancing. be it on each other, or on me whenever the strippers not around. so for the rest of the night i was almost always ‘taken care of’.

finally we all realize we’re almost out of money and decide to head home. only rachel and marcie decide that they’re going to go off and drink at rachels job with some old manager thus leaving renee, myself, and liz to fend for ourselves. and at this point i said to myself, if liz wants me around she’ll try to get me to come with them. sure enough she does.

so i blindly follow them to get renee’s dogs and then go to liz’s place all in the name of ass. and what can i say, i did indeed end up getting the ass i wanted, and it wasn’t bad. actually i ended up getting the ass i wanted every night until i left for va. which too made it hard to stomach the fact i left all the awesome friends who take me out to a strip club, and introduce me to friends who’re hot and want to fuck me, for friends who just sit around drinking beer and don’t know any females because they’re chicken-shit.

yea. i realize that’s a helluvan entry but oh well. it’s an interesting story damnit.

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