My Perfect Female

Yesterday while I was driving home from work I thought about what the perfect girl for me would be. I came to this decision mostly because of my past girlfriends and the reasons we broke up, or why I was dumped. Here’s what I came up with

  • Has to understand my obsession with Arsenal
  • Needs to enjoy going out with friends at least 2 or 3 times a week
  • Redhead. Dunno why but damn do I love ’em.
  • Enjoy videogames and allow me to sit around playing them on my days off without yelling at me for being “lazy”
  • Enjoy motorsports
  • Needs to like watching/following football [the real one]
  • Enjoy the same type of music I do, or if she doesn’t at least accept it
  • Good looking, no I’m not wanting a supermodel. I just want a girl who’s good looking, because if anyone says looks don’t matter they’re a liar
  • Has to enjoy sex. Not be a nympho perse, just enjoy doing it often.
  • Can’t be jealous.
  • Ok so maybe that’s all I could come up with, but really if a girl has all of that then I’d be set. Because she wouldn’t care when I come home from work and just feel like sitting around playing a game or two to relax. Or wouldn’t care when I stay out with co-workers because the night’s been a bit rough, or even better she’d come out with us. But yea that’s pretty much my perfect girl right there, now to scour the world to find her. Ha.

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