I sit here in my desk listening to Matt Nathanson songs streaming on winamp and I see these three ladies walk in front of my glass doors every hour or two to go smoke a cigarette, and finally today I saw them as I was coming back in from my lunch and I realized something.

From far away they all seemed moderately attractive, then up close i realized their faces were all haggard and wrinkled from the smoke and they all stank. Yet again proving the point that if you’re a woman and you smoke, it’s god-awful disgusting and a huge turn-off.

It’s also amusing trying to get lunch during the lunch rush. Now having worked in both a restaurant and a McDonald’s I like to think of myself as knowledgeable in being able to get my food quickly, it’s funny all the people who don’t. Here’s a simple tip for you.

Do not go through drive-thru
Instead park your car and go into the fast-food joint of your choosing and order that way, just get it to go

That’s really all you need to know as far as getting your fast-food quickly. If you want to go into a more traditional sit-down restaurant and order your food, then well you’re taking your own fate away. Because some restaurants can get you out quickly, some can’t. So there’s no real tip there.

But really people, park your friggin car and walk inside to get your food, it’ll take way less time than trying to sit in the drive-thru window.

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