Yesterday I was driving along heading to the pub to celebrate the owners birthday when I pulled up to a light. Nothing abnormal there right? Wrong.

As I’m sitting at the light listening to some of Stars – Set yourself on Fire a Volvo pulls up next to me. I vaguely look over my shoulder at here, because that’s what you do at lights right? Well I notice her staring directly at me, so I quickly look away and pretend to not notice. But it’s like when someone’s staring at you, you have to look back at them to see if they’re still doing it. So of course I turn around to see if she’s still staring, and what the hell, she is!

I nod in her general direction at which point she starts talking but I can’t quite hear her “Excuse me?” I say

“Are you listening to Celine too?”

“Uh..no, no I’m not.”

“Oh I thought you were listening to Celine too, I’m sorry.”

Now I’m sorry do I look like I’m gay or something? Because there’s no way in hell I’d ever listen to Celine-friggin-Dion.

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